Thursday, November 17, 2016

Day 2 - LAX to HND

Actually Day 3 since I lost Day 2 when I crossed the International Date Line but I will keep this blog to my person days.

Wow!  What a huge difference in airline service!  As I mentioned in my last post, the flight attendants were rude and bossy.  My experience with ANA was the exact opposite. I flew to LAX without boarding passes for my next two flights because of the airline change and when I was greeted st the counter, I was expecting the typical American service. I was wrong!  I was greeted by a Japanese team that flawlessly and fluidly switched back and forth between English and Japanese that I wasn't sure which language was their first language.  The desk attendant then looked at me and my original assigned seat and just got on the phone without any prompting from me.  She was getting me an upgrade to more leg room. I am in her debt as possibly the largest person on the flight (99% of the passengers where likely Japanese) and she recognized that I wouldn't have been comfortable in my original seat.  A 12 hour flight isn't comfortable no matter what and the additional leg room was greatly appreciated.






The flight was great.  I slept about 5 hours and watched several movies for the remainder. One problem though - I was thinking about a beer and sushi in Tokyo the entire flight. We landed shortly after 5 am and I had to wait until 6am for the restaurants to open.  The crazy part is that I chose spicy shrimp ramen over sushi when I had been dreaming about sushi for days!



Now I am waiting for my flight to Hanoi where I meet Heather and our real vacation can begin.  I can't wait.  I also need to start using talk to text to record more detail for this blog.  Practice makes perfect and right now I just want to post enough to make my memories grow when I read these posts in the future.

Oh yeah - one last thing - please don't squat on the toilet seat.  As an American this might seem obvious but most of the developing world still uses squat toilets.  As a good friend of mine suggests, there is a coffee table book to be written about the toilets of the world.



Day 2 - LAX to HND

Actually Day 3 since I lost Day 2 when I crossed the International Date Line but I will keep this blog to my person days.

Wow!  What a huge difference in airline service!  As I mentioned in my last post, the flight attendants were rude and bossy.  My experience with ANA was the exact opposite. I flew to LAX without boarding passes for my next two flights because of the airline change and when I was greeted st the counter, I was expecting the typical American service. I was wrong!  I was greeted by a Japanese team that flawlessly and fluidly switched back and forth between English and Japanese that I wasn't sure which language was their first language.  The desk attendant then looked at me and my original assigned seat and just got on the phone without any prompting from me.  She was getting me an upgrade to more leg room. I am in her debt as possibly the largest person on the flight (99% of the passengers where likely Japanese) and she recognized that I wouldn't have been comfortable in my original seat.  A 12 hour flight isn't comfortable no matter what and the additional leg room was greatly appreciated.




The flight was great.  I slept about 5 hours and watched several movies for the remainder. One problem though - I was thinking about a beer and sushi in Tokyo the entire flight. We landed shortly after 5 am and I had to wait until 6am for the restaurants to open.  The crazy part is that I chose spicy shrimp ramen over sushi when I had been dreaming about sushi for days!



Now I am waiting for my flight to Hanoi where I meet Heather and our real vacation can begin.  I can't wait.  I also need to start using talk to text to record more detail for this blog.  Practice makes perfect and right now I just want to post enough to make my memories grow when I read these posts in the future.

Oh yeah - one last thing - please don't squat on the toilet seat.  As an American this might seem obvious but most of the developing world still uses squat toilets.  As a good friend of mine suggests, there is a coffee table book to be written about the toilets of the world.



Day 2 - LAX to HND

Actually Day 3 since I lost Day 2 when I crossed the International Date Line but I will keep this blog to my person days.

Wow!  What a huge difference in airline service!  As I mentioned in my last post, the flight attendants were rude and bossy.  My experience with ANA was the exact opposite. I flew to LAX without boarding passes for my next two flights because of the airline change and when I was greeted st the counter, I was expecting the typical American service. I was wrong!  I was greeted by a Japanese team that flawlessly and fluidly switched back and forth between English and Japanese that I wasn't sure which language was their first language.  The desk attendant then looked at me and my original assigned seat and just got on the phone without any prompting from me.  She was getting me an upgrade to more leg room. I am in her debt as possibly the largest person on the flight (99% of the passengers where likely Japanese) and she recognized that I wouldn't have been comfortable in my original seat.  A 12 hour flight isn't comfortable no matter what and the additional leg room was greatly appreciated.




The flight was great.  I slept about 5 hours and watched several movies for the remainder. One problem though - I was thinking about a beer and sushi in Tokyo the entire flight. We landed shortly after 5 am and I had to wait until 6am for the restaurants to open.  The crazy part is that I chose spicy shrimp ramen over sushi when I had been dreaming about sushi for days!



Now I am waiting for my flight to Hanoi where I meet Heather and our real vacation can begin.  I can't wait.  I also need to start using talk to text to record more detail for this blog.  Practice makes perfect and right now I just want to post enough to make my memories grow when I read these posts in the future.

Oh yeah - one last thing - please don't squat on the toilet seat.  As an American this might seem obvious but most of the developing world still uses squat toilets.  As a good friend of mine suggests, there is a coffee table book to be written about the toilets of the world.



Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Day 1 - DIA to LAX

Wow - what a day!  The day started with goodbyes as I dropped the youngest off at his foster house and watched the older two head to school on their own.  Goodbyes were easy although my oldest did tell me not to die.  He qualified this by telling me not to pick up any snakes and I responded that I will only catch the ones I can positively identify.  I don't handle venomous snakes anymore so shouldn't have any close calls to report on this trip. That reminds me that I need to pick up some cheap safety glasses just in case I run across a spitting cobra.  I had lots of chores to do before I could head to the airport including getting the oil changed in the car so my sister-in-law doesn't have anything to worry about when she picks up our car at the airport Friday on her way to watch the boys next week.  She was gracious enough to abandon her family over thanksgiving and fly to Denver from Atlanta to watch the boys so that Heather and I can have a kid free vacation. I don't always appreciate family but I most certainly do right now as I sit waiting for my flight to start my trip.

Run Streak Day 16
In addition to my chores, I kept my run streak alive with a short 2 mile jog.  I really wasn't in the mood to run but I am glad I did because it made the decision to have a beer at the airport easier.  I also actually worked today when I joined a conference call about how pipeline construction may affect reptiles and amphibians and in particular, hoe blasting may affect snakes.  Immediately after that call, I headed to the airport!

Security was a breeze partly because they were running a bomb dog before the luggage screening part.  We got to leave our shoes on, laptops and liquids in our bags, and there really weren't that many people in line. That meant I had time for a beer and to start this blog post.  😃👍


Post flight - what a shitty flight!  Why are planes so freaking hot?  Oh yeah, we cram several hundred heat generating human bodies into a metal tube. We also had a flight attendant that used a confrontational tone with everyone trying to find space for their carry on. I would have thought that her training would include ways to say, "don't open any overhead bin if it is already closed" in a polite manner. Not this woman - she was militant about it.

Los Angeles International Airport is a freaking disaster. I can't explain why but it really is confusing to me. I didn't mind the long walks between terminals but there are no Departure Boards so finding my gate for my next flight wasn't very fun. I did walk 5000 steps though for those that count steps.

Ghost Selfie

Monday, November 14, 2016

How Not To Write A Travel Blog


Okay, I am going to try and blog my adventures in Vietnam and Cambodia.  Try is the key word here because I have no idea how to write a travel blog OR if I will even have enough internet access to make it worth it.  I will have a journal with me so maybe if I don’t have any internet, I can still write a few blog posts when I get home.

Journal my parents bought me for the trip

Why am I even going to Vietnam and Cambodia?  Well - I will write that blog tomorrow so stay tuned.  This blog will just be about my itinerary.

16 November 2016 - I leave Denver at 7:05 pm on United flight UA12 arriving in LAX (Los Angeles, California) at 8:36pm.  This is my shortest flight of the trip with a 2 hour 32 minute flight time and I gain an hour with the time change.  I then have a 3 hour and 29 minute layover.

17 November 2016 - I don't have a very long Thursday in my future.  My flight from LAX to HND (Tokyo, Japan) leaves at 12:05 am but crosses the International Date Line ending my Thursday very prematurely.  I land in Tokyo after a 12 hour and 20 minute flight on a Boeing 777-300ER airplane.  I hear these don't have in the seat entertainment but I am hoping that report is wrong.  I am bringing my iPad just in case.  This flight is UA7983 operated by Nippon Airways.

18 November 2016 - I land in Tokyo at 5:25am on Friday after skipping Thursday while in the air.  I can only hope I sleep most of the 12 hours it takes to get there.  I then have a 3 hour and 30 minute layover to find some good sushi and a beer before my next and last flight getting to Vietnam.  My flight to Hanoi leaves at 8:55am and will be on a Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner operated by Nippon Airways.  This flight, UA7917, is in the air 6 hours and 15 minutes landing in Hanoi at 1:10pm with a 2 hour time change. 

Heather is already in Vietnam as a part of her Executive MBA program and plans to meet me at the airport on a scooter to shuttle me back to the hotel with my gear and then we hit the streets of Hanoi for a food tour eating as much street food as we can.  Actually, this is all we have planned all weekend - eat, sleep, and we have a massage to schedule somewhere in there. We will rent scooters to get us around and hopefully we can get to some wild places to look for snakes and other critters as well.

21 November 2016 - We check out of our hotel and catch a private bus to Halong Bay where we will rent a private "junk" boat for a few days.  Halong Bay is known for its thousands of limestone spires towering out of emerald green water.  Most of the islands cannot be accessed so we should see 1000's of birds and hopefully a snake or two while gorging on fresh seafood at every meal.  I haven't researched much of this part of our trip since Heather planned it but I have a feeling that is will be a magical place to visit despite the name of the boats. 

24 November 2016 - Heather and I will head back to Hanoi for one last attack on the food and culture of northern Vietnam.  We haven't planned our hotel yet but we may just have to splurge on a honeymoon suite somewhere and schedule another spa day.

25 November 2016 - Heather flies out to return home to our boys and this is where my solo adventure begins.  I board Jetstar Pacific flight BL 785 at 3:30pm and fly 2 hours and 5 minutes to Ho Chi Minh City where I will get picked up at the airport and dropped off at the Beautiful Saigon Hotel.  I chose to pay extra for the ride to the hotel because I really didn't want to waste time trying to figure out what bus to take without speaking a single word of Vietnamese.  I think I made a wise choice here.  I wanted to do my solo adventure as cheaply as possible but when I was researching the cheaper hotels, I learned a lot about the "extras" that often come with these hotels and I don't just mean the bed bugs.  After a night in Ho Chi Minh City, my adventure begins!


26 November 2016 - I board a Giant Ibis bus that will take me west into Cambodia after a quick stop at the border to get my entry visa.  It takes about 6 hours and 30 minutes to get to Phnom Penh and I booked a window seat so I can absorb the country side onto my video memory cards.  I am taking almost 500 gigabytes of memory for all my cameras and I hope that is enough.  Once is Phnom Penh, I will check into the Billabong Hotel and then head out on foot exploring.  I won't have much time in the capitol of Cambodia but I will have a few hours to see what I can find.  

27 November 2016 - I haven't booked my bus ride west yet but I hope the hotel will point me in the right direction.  I need to get on a bus headed west to Koh Kong but then tell the driver by pointing at a map that I need to get off at Andoung Teuk - a small village on the banks of the Preak Piphot River.  Once in Andoung Teuk, I make my way to the river and get on a boat that will take me upstream for about 2 hours to Chi Phat.  Chi Phat is a community based on the conservation of the Cardamom Mountain ecosystem.  Once in Chi Phat, I will check into the ecolodge, schedule my adventure for the next 4 days, and then find a cold beer.  

28 November 2016 - This is where I will lose contact with the outside world.  I have booked a 4 day trip into the forests of the Cardamom Mountains with a guide and a cook.  Each day, the guide and myself will explore the forests and end up each afternoon at a shelter with hammocks and mosquito netting.  We will look for wild elephants, tigers, dholes (wild dogs), leopards, and pangolins in addition to a wide assortment of primates.  Well - the guide will be looking for those things but I will be focused on finding as many snakes as I possibly can.  I am not going on a 4 day hike without flipping logs, raking through muck, and shining trees at night for snakes.  This is an opportunity for me to see snakes that I have only read and dreamed about.  Reticulated pythons, green cat snakes, flying snakes (YES - flying snakes!), and king cobras are all possibilities.  

Field guide I am taking with me on my trip
I am preparing myself for this extended snake hike by reviewing photos and natural histories of snakes that may occur in Cambodia.  There are no field guides or range maps specific to Cambodia so this is a huge challenge for me.  I typically like to look at range maps as I study for a snake trip but I have been reduced to just looking at pictures and then a huge guess of where a species may occur in Cambodia.  This is okay with me because every snake I see will be something new to me regardless of what it is.  I do have a field guide for the region but it isn't much help with what just occurs Cambodia.

This is my first real snake adventure that I will be solely focused on video.  That is right, I am leaving my big digital cameras at home and headed out with just my video cameras.  It feels really weird not to pack the digital cameras but I am very excited for the educational opportunities that video bring to me, Cambodia, and the Center for Snake Conservation. I will create videos for the Chi Phat community to use when spreading their message of conservation of the Cardamom Mountains. 

The equipment I plan on taking with me to capture video of snakes in Cambodia

2 December 2016 - I begin a reverse journey through Phnom Penh and Ho Chi Minh City to arrive in Hanoi in the early afternoon on December 3rd.  I won't bore you with the details as I did getting to Chi Phat but I ultimately arrive back in Denver on December 5th in the early afternoon.  I do have an extended layover in Tokyo where I hope to rent one of those tiny hotel rooms just for the experience.

This is just a short run down of my itinerary that will get expanded as I write down my adventures.  I am incredibly blessed to have the opportunity of a honeymoon with Heather (what else do you call trip with no kids to a luxury hotel with a spa day, scooter rides around northern Vietnam sampling food, and a private junk boat trip?  It can only be called a honeymoon) and then a solo adventure in a remote area in Cambodia searching for snakes and other critters.  It took me a very long time to get excited about this trip but I am fully there now!  I am so ready for this!




Tuesday, October 4, 2016

The Oldest, The Middle, The Youngest


Since the title of this blog is Running With Snakes, I guess I should write a post about running or snakes.  If you meet me in person, I can just ramble on about both but when (especially lately) I sit down to write about them, I go blank.  Writer’s block hits and stays regardless of how long I sit in front of a computer.  I guess that is why the last two posts haven’t been that interesting and have just been me whining.  I need to whine a little before I find my inspiration.  I should also look to my boys for inspiration.  All three of them are excelling in their chosen paths right now so I guess I will start there and see how where snakes and running can fit in.

The Oldest
He is 14 and as I wrote in an earlier post, he has started lifting weights to meet school benchmarks for P.E. class.  This kid is smart too.  School comes easy to him and we never have to worry about him or his homework.  It just gets done.  No nagging, no bribing, no checking in.  This kid is driven to be successful without the constant prodding of his parents. 

The oldest

The Middle

This one will do anything and everything.  He has a passion for everything athletic and has started riding his bike and skateboard with the intent to get good at them.  In the short time he has been riding hard, he has come a long way.  This past weekend I took him to the Valmont Bike Park and he had a blast.  He just recently bought a cheap BMX bike to see if he really likes it – he already is making plans to upgrade and his bike is less than two weeks old.  He is advancing so fast on the bike and I am very impressed. 

The Middle
The Youngest

This kid is the snake kid.  He has a passion for all life and especially snakes.  The other day when we got home from school, he found a small jumping spider on the driveway and immediately scolded me for almost hitting it.  I could barely see it when looking for it outside of the car – no way I would have seen it while driving.  The little man gently scooped up the spider into his hands and relocated it to the garden so I wouldn’t hit it next time. 

The Youngest
These are my boys and they are all inspirational.  I sometimes lose this perspective but when I stop and look at them, they all make me proud.  They each are so different and each are very successful in what they are pursuing in life.  They are also so young and have a great future ahead of them.  I am going to start vlogging again so go subscribe to my YouTube channel so you don’t miss a beat.  J

I wasn’t able to fit running or snakes into this blog post but I promise I am getting warmer to it and the posts will start to flow again.  For now – enjoy this vlog from today.

Pokemon Go Therapy

Have you ever been somewhere that is completely counter to your personality?  I find myself in a place like that every day – the tiny and shitty workspace that my employer gives me.  Actually, I have to sign it out like a library book so I really don’t have a true workspace to myself.  Anyone at any time can sign it out ahead of me and I would have to find another place to sit.  Fortunately, my desk mess and lack of organization keeps that from happening.  The most interesting thing about my workspace is my view of the Grand Hyatt next door.  I have seen some things that I wish I could unsee but those are stories that do not belong in my blog (adult fetish video film making – send me an email if you want the pictures).  So, every day I spend 8 hours sitting in a place that is completely counter to me and it is really wearing me out.
 
My workspace with the hotel next door
I used to just sit and mope.  Now I get up and leave the office, walk around the block, catch a few Pokémon, and visit the 7-Eleven for some snacks.  This is helping.  In fact, I have been hitting my daily step goal of 15,000 steps more often than not these days. 
Do you play Pokémon Go?  It is a worthless game that I have become addicted to playing.  I am a true addict.  I find myself checking my phone constantly to see if there are new Pokémon spawning nearby. However, there is a huge benefit to being an addict to this silly game – I walk a lot more and a lot farther.  I am getting my steps.  I am up and out of my seat walking around.  It has become my buffer from that shitty workspace I have to inhabit for 8 hours every day.  That and the hotel next door.
 

Monday, October 3, 2016

Where should I start today?

Where should I start today?  Since I am not really writing that much, I guess I can start anywhere and that will help.  I am still stuck at my dead end anti-conservation job.  I thought they were going to fire me last week but it was a false alarm.  Someone got upset that I put my home address on MY scientific collection permit in Texas.  I think they thought that I was preparing to leave and take the work with me – trouble is that if I leave here, I DO NOT want the work.  I am sick of working for the insanely rich and ignorant.  Or do I mean the rich and insanely ignorant?  I am tired of being a part of the global climate crisis rather than being a solution.  Regardless, I wasn’t fired last week.  Maybe I will be let go this week (if I am lucky).
I have been overwhelmed with life lately - so much so that I have been finding myself shutting down more and more for the littlest things.  Anything can trigger a shutdown these days.  I am trying to keep my perspective and see the big picture but the details do bother me.  A little too much right now – I wish I could just not care but that is not how I am built.  I was able to bring snakes to approximately 75 people on Saturday.  This is always so positive.

Me and a few snakes at the Coalton Trailhead on Saturday
 
I have also been doing well with getting active again.  Last week, I joined Jackson for a weight lifting session, ran once, and went for bike ride with my neighbor.  If I can keep this up, I know my energy levels will increase and I will want to do more and more.  Plus, if I don’t keep this up, Jackson will be stronger than me before I know it.  If he is anything like me as a teenager, he will get very strong in the next few months.  His motivation is a bit strange and has to do with a school benchmark - to be able to bench press his body weight before January.  If he can do that, he gets put into a P.E. group at school that doesn’t have to do much during class since they have already met the benchmark set for freshman.  I like his thought process – work hard now to be lazy later.  I think he has the right idea.

Bike ride selfie
Here is the summary of my life right now:
·         Grossly overwhelmed with even the little things
·         Trying to find perspective in my every day
·         Slowly gaining traction with finding my active lifestyle again
·         Still miserable at work
Definitely too many negatives but the positive is that I recognize that.  Moving onward and upward…

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

INFP

I started this blog post over two years ago and am going to just publish it without much editing.  I have a lot of these blog posts I have never published that I will just publish any way.  New text is in red - old, original text from March 24, 2014 is in black:

My therapist, Jennifer, suggested I take a personality test to help focus our sessions to the way I think, feel, act, and live.  I thought this was a great idea.  Jennifer sent me a Meyers-Briggs test to take via email.  It took me six weeks to take the test.  No real reason why I didn’t take it except that I would never remember to take it.  The test was a small detail in my life that was easily ignored.
It turns out that the test was a large detail in the big picture of who I am, how I think, what I need, and how I act.  I guess I should have paid more attention to what my therapist was asking me to do.
Meyers-Briggs Test Results
My personality type turns out to be one of the rarest types in the world.      I can be classified as a dreamer without much of a doer inside of me.  Jennifer explained to me that INFP types are world changers when provided with the right support network.  I can’t picture myself changing the world but I do know that I am definitely a dreamer.  I spend a lot of my time inside my head thinking of new ideas and how to make them work.  I rarely vocalize or write down my ideas for fear of judgment and disapproval. 

The Center for Snake Conservation is one of those dreams.  I thought, planned, schemed, and dreamed about the CSC for over 10 years before I did anything about it.  I was scared the whole time to even consider that I could do anything remotely similar to my dream.  It took an absolutely miserable job and serious depression for me to found the CSC – I had to escape my situation and the CSC was the only dream that provided what I needed.
Here I am 3 years later (5 years now) and the CSC is still just a dream.  I daydream daily about being the first paid employee of the CSC but that is all I can do.  I lack the ability to make it happen.  I still need to find the doers that will help me change the world.  I have found a few doers but the next step is to learn delegation so I can do more dreaming and how to market/fundraise for the CSC.
Let’s talk a little about what it means to have the INFP personality type.  Below I list the strengths and weaknesses of an INFP type from the website 16personalities.com.  After each trait, I have written how the strength or weakness fits in my life and has made me who I am today.  Clearly, I never got around to writing about how each strength or weakness fits my life today.  Oh well - I am going to publish this anyway - extremely out of character for me.  Let's just say that I fit the descriptions below much better than the glove fit OJ and we all know he was guilty.  I can forget to eat or drink for hours and hours if out looking for snakes.  :)  

INFP strengths – copied directly from 16 Personalities (http://www.16personalities.com)
·       Passionate and energetic. INFPs tend to be very energetic when it comes to causes they believe in and are willing to fight for. They may be quiet and even shy in public, but their passion should not be underestimated.
·      Very creative. INFP personalities find it easy to interpret signs and hidden meanings – furthermore, their well-developed intuition has no difficulties connecting the dots and coming up with interesting, unusual ideas.
·       Open-minded and flexible. INFPs dislike being constrained by rules and do not seek to impose them on others. They tend to be fairly liberal, open-minded individuals, as long as their principles and ideas are not being challenged.
·       Idealistic. INFPs are perhaps the most idealistic of all personality types, believing that people are inherently good and everyone should do their best to fight evil and injustice in the world.
·       Seek and value harmony. INFPs do not want to dominate and work hard to ensure that everyone’s opinion is valued and heard.
·       Can be very dedicated and hard-working. As mentioned above, INFP personalities are both very passionate and idealistic. Not surprisingly, they can also be unbelievably dedicated to their chosen cause or an organization. It is unlikely that an INFP will give up simply because everyone else has abandoned the cause or it is getting difficult to keep going.
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INFP weaknesses
·       Too altruistic. INFPs may be so focused on doing good things and helping other people that they may neglect their own needs. Alternatively, they may fight for their chosen cause ignoring everything else in life.
·       Dislike dealing with data. INFP personalities are very much in tune with emotions and morality, but they are likely to have difficulties when it comes to dealing with facts and data, e.g. analyzing connections or finding discrepancies.
·       Difficult to get to know. People with the INFP personality type tend to be private, reserved individuals. They are also likely to be quite self-conscious.
·       Take many things personally. INFPs cherish their ideals and find it very difficult to accept criticism, taking such comments very personally. They also tend to avoid conflict situations, always looking for a solution that satisfies everybody.
·       May be too idealistic. INFP personalities are prone to being too dreamy and idealistic, especially when it comes to romantic relationships. They may idealize – or even idolize – their partner, forgetting that no one is perfect.
·       Impractical. INFPs do not really see practical things as important. They may even forget to eat and drink if they are doing something that excites and motivates them.


Tuesday, June 21, 2016

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Yes - I know that is the title of a Clint Eastwood movie and I did mean to steal it.  The 1966 movie is about 3 men and their quest to find Confederate gold.  Great movie.  This blog is about the impact humans have on our planet and the devastation this has on our wildlife. The photo below represents the good, the bad, and the ugly of a recent snake venture. 


The Good - The good in this photo is my youngest son observing a bullsnake crossing a road.  This is a connection with nature, an understanding that wildlife (snakes) share our planet, and a respect for the bullsnake to allow it to cross the road without harassment.

The Bad - Roads, a railroad, and oil and gas development dominate this photo and all impact our native wildlife in ways that we can't even begin to comprehend.  The one thing they share in common is that they all kill wildlife and allow access for humans into areas that were at one time "wild".

The Ugly - The pink grass in this photo is cheat grass and it is nasty!  It can out-compete native grasses and perennials ultimately dominating the landscape and it has little wildlife use.  For a comprehensive understanding of cheatgrass, I recommend you read this 1996 publication:  Chaeatgrass: The Invader That Won the West.  I find it ugly.

So there you have it - the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly all captured in one photo.  My hope is that as you read this short blog, you open your eyes and see things for what they are and how humans have changed our planet.  Now think of the wildlife and the struggles that they have to just survive in a GREATLY altered world.

Monday, May 9, 2016

The Evolution of a Derby Pig

The Evolution of a Derby Pig - From outdoor oven, to the table, to bones picked clean - this is how it is done.

Thursday, March 31, 2016

Now Will You Believe Me?

A new video came out from  the Advocates for Snake Preservation about rattlesnake round-ups that I want to share with you.  It features the rampant human ignorance about these amazing creatures.  Our media has always portrayed rattlesnakes as deadly, dangerous, and malicious beasts lying in wait to kill you, your family, your horse, and your dog.  This is so far from the truth. 
 
I know you all aren't fans of snakes like I am but I want you to think about one question as you watch the video:  If rattlesnakes are truly dangerous, would these men stand in a pit filled with that many snakes.  No - they are profiting on human fear, ignorance, and evil.  Why would anyone celebrate the killing of an animal with the bloody handprints of children? 

Here is the video and I suggest you watch it more than once.  It takes that to understand the ignorance of the humans hosting and attending events like these.
 
 
It is my wish to take everyone that reads this blog into the field with me so that you may experience rattlesnakes as I do in the wild.  They are incredibly beautiful animals that deserve our respect and appreciation.  I need to write another blog dedicated to their conservation but that will have to happen on a day that isn't so charged with emotion. 
 
I do need to end with a Rattlesnake Selfie that I took with my youngest last summer.  It shows that rattlesnakes are not attacking, deadly, dangerous, or malicious.  They are a integral and CRITICAL part of our healthy ecosystems.  Let's spread the word and keep them here.
 

Rattlesnake Selfie

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Exhausted

I woke up tired today.  Just plain exhausted as if I hadn’t slept at all when in fact, I slept so hard that I don’t remember falling asleep.  I think that this week is just catching up with me or maybe I need to stop binge watching “The Walking Dead until 1:00am each night?  Probably the latter.  My morning routine has reflected this too with me getting to work around 8:00am.  I used to get to work by 6:30am or 7:00am at the latest.  I still wake up at the same time but rather than get out of bed, I just let myself pretend to sleep until the chickens start begging for food.  Then I hop out of bed and sleepwalk my way into the garage to throw chicken scratch out the back door to shut them up.  It is time to adjust this routine - if only to beat the chickens out of bed so they don’t make any noise that may annoy the neighbors.  I am not interested in getting to work any earlier these days.  If the girls don’t get their chicken scratch at first light, they cuss loud enough to be heard several houses away.
 
A chicken selfie from last summer with one of the "loud" girls
My writing has gone to shit lately so please excuse these lame blog posts.  My days usually contain at least one fun or exciting experience that deserves to be put to pen and paper but I just haven’t been writing them down.  One could argue that I am too busy with work and the boys lately now that soccer has started but that is just a lame excuse.  I could also argue that I just haven’t figured out how to write about these daily adventures but that isn’t true.  The adventures would write themselves if I just sat down to write them. The truth is that I am a chronic procrastinator and this is behavior is not conducive to achieving my goals with writing.  Back to my “fuck it” attitude I alluded to in my last blog post, I am not going to worry about it and let writing come naturally again.  HA!  As I am writing this, the song “Summertime” by Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince started playing in my ear - “And if it ain’t broke, then don’t try to fix it”  PERFECT TIMING!
So I am stuck today self-medicating my exhaustion with Diet Mountain Dew. 
 
 

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Nine Gratitudes

Today is tough at the office. I have adopted my new “fuck it” attitude fairly well lately but that doesn’t help with the constant distraction of people around me that I don’t know. Yes – I have been in this office for almost 3 months now and the people I work with still don’t say hi or even make eye contact. I find this rude. Just this morning, I was in the kitchen when one of the “partners” came in to get coffee. I watched him walk across the room with his head down the entire way as if I didn’t exist – no eye contact or anything. To test him further, I said “good morning” and he did reply but still no eye contact. Maybe he was just hungover from his money grubbing (that has got to be exhausting) as he was one of the “partners” behind eliminating the receptionist’s position here for the sake of “progress and profit”. Yes, that is a direct quote from the “partners” during the all staff meeting immediately after they let her go. This office has grown to 75 people and they decide to let the one person go that kept the place running smoothly. Go figure but I guess I don’t understand the “progress and profit” business model. It must only work when employees are disgruntled and scared to have a conversation that is not work related (billable). Wait – they just fired the one person that can do unbillable tasks for the rest of us so we can stay billable and make more money. Seriously – I must not understand this business model.
 
Regardless – my new “fuck it” attitude is being tested today so I thought I should write about something not work related (or work related bitching might work too).  Here are 9 things I am grateful for today in no particular order:
 
1) In an attempt to drown out the noise and distractions at work, I got a wireless noise canceling headset and it is working miracles – I can’t hear my work headset ring anymore meaning no more phone calls at work.
 
Double headset at work
2) I was able to upload a short video of the family singing Happy Birthday last night to Jackson
 
3) I tweeted a photo of the gyro I ate for lunch and someone “liked’ it
 
Photo I tweeted
4) I successfully “squatted” at a desk reserved by someone else. They had a better workstation than I did and since they didn’t show up today, I just took theirs.  I am going to try again tomorrow. 
 
5) The snow that fell last night is already gone and warmer temps with SUN are forecast for the next week.
 
6) The Tennessee Natural Heritage Program boss contacted me about wanting to visit one of my project sites to look for Streamside Salamanders (Ambystoma barbouri). It just so happened that I had just booked my flight for meetings in Nashville next week and so I might actually get some field time to do what I am best at – looking and finding reptiles and amphibians. Gotta love perfect timing!
 
7) I am beginning to schedule snake talks again and was just recently interviewed by a local magazine writing a responsible article about rattlesnakes.
 
8) Outdoor soccer season has started again for the boys and I get to spend lots of time outdoors watching, playing, and coaching soccer.
 
9) Plans for me to reboot the Center for Snake Conservation are becoming concrete. The CSC has been on hold other than commenting on and watching what is going on in the herp world but it has needed a facelift. I am excited to say that in the next weeks, the facelift is going to be taking off and I can’t wait to share it all with you again.
 
I haven’t ever really been good at writing gratitude lists but I think that is because I overthink the lists. This list is just what came to mind that put a smile on my face. Some are humorous. Some are plans (can you be grateful for plans – YES!). Some are about as random as can be but that is who I am. Plus – random is fun. I might just have to start making more lists.