Okay - why aren't you sending me selfies? I will guess 5 reasons and five new selfies that will hopefully inspire you to send me your selfie right now:
First - you may not have seen my blog. I will forgive you for that but you just don't know what you are missing if this is the case.
|Drinking the #1 Beer|
|Chilling with a baby bullsnake|
There I go again - insulting and alienating potential readers. Oh well - I think the next few reasons why you haven't sent me a selfie yet are worse.
Third - you read my blog and ignored my challenge. Yes, you are a wimp. Just get out your phone right now, take a selfie, and email it to me at email@example.com.
|Eating just picked plums with my youngest|
|post-run getting the couch sweaty|
|Collar popped yes I am crazy|